[Public]I have questions today. Eddie, maybe we can talk about these at your Question Club ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on to show a pair of legs from the knees down. Biff apparently kicked it in his sleep; he's face-down on the floor. He makes a grunting noise, then a hacking sound, then a groan. He mutters something in Aramaic which would equate to "I feel like something died while breaking wind in my mouth ( Read more... )

[Biff switches on the camera and moves to sit in front of it. He looks somewhat bemused.]

For two days, I have been in my room, praying. In early modern English. When the flood ended, I took a nap. Maybe it is because I'm not as young as I used to be, but two days of praying can take a toll on the body. Especially when you don't eat.

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[Biff sounds as though he's back to his cheerful self. If there's still something wrong regarding Judas, he's hiding it really well.]I have taken down the flyers in the stairwells. If you are interested in nights of passion and strenuous sexual activity, you must inquire elsewhere. Preferably in a private communication to me over the network. I'll ( Read more... )

Wanted:

Hebrew male in complicated off-Barge relationship seeks single female for no-strings-attached night of fornication. Full service provided, stamina required.

Advisory against women with heart conditions, pregnancy, or back and neck problems.

Inquiries to be made at room eight on level two.

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